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At the end of this game is the most lewd, gratuitous sex scene you’ll ever see in a video game. The developers spent most of their time making it as salacious and graphic as possible. None of this Bioware stuff– where you don’t get to see anything, and you have awkward animation clipping– no. This will be the real deal. Oh, I can’t wait!

The Spandex Parable was created for the What Would Molydeux Jam 2012. The game is based around the Molydeux tweet:

“You know, what if the aim of the game was to resist actually completing it? That kept me up all night yesterday. “


  • Colin Capurso - Art
  • Sam Crisp - Writing
  • Matt Trobiani - Level Design
  • Chris Johnson - Programming
  • Jan Bielecki - Voice Acting
  • Music from Kevin Macleod
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux, Flash
Release date Mar 31, 2012
Rated 3.7 out of 5 stars
(3 total ratings)
AuthorChris Johnson
Made withFlashDevelop
Average sessionA few minutes


Spandex Parable Windows 15 MB
Spandex Parable MacOSX 12 MB
Spandex Parable SWF 7 MB


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yo where's my scene at

me and the double-jumping monopoly man feel scammed

eh... its fine... i completed the true ending... lol

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you know what, that was actually really fun!